If God didn't mean for us to eat animals,

Why did he make them out of meat?

Beware, for your gustatory sins may just come back to haunt you.  This dashing fellow, garbed in black leather, is just back from the slaughterhouse, complete with the killing sledge.  He's asking "Where's the beef?", and you had better hope that the answer is not in your freezer...

His body is a duct tape dummy.  I can't remember who first introduced me to the concept, but, as usual, you can find 2 or 3 resources on Mark Butler's MonsterList.  Since I happen to be a bit more... um... healthy than I was when I bought the leather jacket and pants, we had our friend Vicky be the victim.. I mean model, for the dummy.  We put her in a painter's jumpsuit, and wrapped her up in Duct Tape.  Unfortunately at that time, we hadn't read Sue McDonald's suggestion of using a yardstick along the spine to help protect the person inside the duct tape while cutting off the duct tape, but I'm sure Vicky will forgive us eventually.  I used balled up newspaper to fill out the dummy, and two long sticks to add stability/rigidity to the form.  What is that chain you ask?  Well, you don't think I'm just going to leave $250 worth of leather out on the front porch without protection, do you?